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Allusionist 179: Andy Quiz

August 10, 2023 The Allusionist
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It's the annual etymology quizlusionist! I’m on a family holiday for the first time since 1988, so enlisted my brother Andy Zaltzman of the Bugle podcast to test his/your wits on singing goats, explosives, mythological Greek sweeteners, attics, left-handedness and whales.

Can you beat Andy’s score? Play along using the interactive scoresheet at the bottom of this post.

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In episodes, quiz Tags words, language, quiz, cows, ox, bovine, animals, Greek, Ancient Greek, Greece, Old English, Latin, classic, Proto-Indo-European, bucolic, butane, butter, gwou, vows, run, running, car, carriage, goats, goat song, caprine, John Oliver, comedy, explosives, explosions, Alfred Nobel, eponyms, ballistite, crying, weeping, left handed, right handed, sinister, right, Attis, cricket, sweeteners, myths, Thebes, Maenads, Bacchae, Euripides, saccharine, whales, kaboom, bang, applause, Kent, architecture, trivium, quadrivium, Dionysus, hockey, agave, baleen, boom, bugle, buttocks, careen, career, deplore, dynamite, explode, explore, jetton, left, profession, tragedy, trivia, whale penises

Allusionist 178. Uranus

June 22, 2023 The Allusionist

Have you ever wondered why the planets in our solar system are all named after Roman deities, except two of them? One of those exceptions is Earth. The other is Uranus.

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In episodes Tags history, words, language, etymology, space, planets, Uranus, solar system, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Caelus, Pluto, Earth, astronomy, astronomers, Johann Bode, William Herschel, Georgian, George III, King George III, Nevil Maskelyne, galaxy, space words, Latin, Ancient Greek, deities, gods, goddesses, Gaia, Cronus, Titans, Furies, Hecatoncheires, Cyclopses, Giants, Nymphs, Ourania Aphrodite, sky, rain, rainmaker, Sanskrit, urine, myths, legends, songs, music, names, naming, International Astronomical Union, orbit, comet, apport, Martin Austwick

Allusionist 160. Coward

September 9, 2022 The Allusionist

“Anxiety is the parrot sidekick that rides on my shoulder and occasionally squawks warnings in my ear,” says Tim Clare, poet and podcaster and author of the book Coward: Why We Get Anxious & What We Can Do About It. We talk about anxiety, cowardice, magic bullets vs silver bullets, the scary Bible, and seagulls.

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In episodes Tags words, language, linguistics, education, comedy, society & culture, arts, literature, lexicon, vocabulary, etymology, history, entertainment, psychology, personality, mental health, Tim Clare, coward, cowardice, anxiety, anxious, fear, tail, lions, heraldry, angst, anger, military, WW1, First World War, executions, death, soldiers, Britain, shell shock, shame, PTSD, trauma, Napoleon III, India, Raj, seagulls, Proto-Indo-European, PIE, Ancient Greek, Latin, cows, dogs, traits, terrific, awesome, tremendous, Bible, angels, magic bullet, silver bullet, werewolves, medical, zauberkugel, Magneto, coda, cue, hangnail, queue, quinsy, quakebuttock, yips

Allusionist 141. Food Quiz

September 10, 2021 The Allusionist

Quiz time! Samin Nosrat and Hrishikesh Hirway of Home Cooking podcast join to deliver questions about food etymology, as well as what are the two words that make a dance track, and whether 'za' is an acceptable abbreviation for 'pizza'.

Play along and keep track of your score using the interactive scoresheet further down this post.

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In episodes, quiz Tags words, history, etymology, language, entertainment, education, linguistics, lexicon, vocabulary, quiz, Samin Nosrat, Hrishikesh Hirway, Home Cooking, meringue, pets, farts, boobs, laxatives, drinks, food, eating, drinking, dining, cooking, meat, slang, lunch, nonmete, Mars, horses, French toast, vagina, calamari, aperitif, garlic, carpaccio, walnut, mousse, Snickers, top banana, vanilla, karoshi, squid, Ancient Greek, pens, avocados, tomato, Farsi, Iran, Italy, French, France, Italian, fennel, pizza, za, nicknames, strawberry, dessert, scum, comedy, vaudeville, quizlusionist

Allusionist 124. Nightmare

October 25, 2020 The Allusionist
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This is the Alloooooooooosionist, in which we learn about the etymology of some scary words for Halloween, with the help of Paul Bae of The Black Tapes and The Big Loop podcasts, and Chelsey Weber-Smith of the podcast American Hysteria. Beware of demons! Satan! The bogeyman! Lemurs!

Wait - lemurs??

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In episodes Tags words, language, linguistics, education, comedy, entertainment, society & culture, arts, literature, etymology, lexicon, vocabulary, Paul Bae, Chelsey Weber-Smith, sex, demons, sleep, bogeyman, boggart, bugaboo, bugbear, cobalt, devil, demon, haunt, horror, incubus, jack-o’-lantern lemur, nickel, nightmare, satan, succubus, bristling, hair, scary, adjectives, adverbs, Korea, Korean, myths, legends, folklore, hell, heaven, spirits, bears, fear, mining, miners, goblins, animals, elements, satanic, satanic panic, bible, Ancient Greek, slander, gods, turnips, kobold, copper, kupfernickel, Hebrew, adversary, Old Testament

Allusionist 100. The Hundredth

May 27, 2019 The Allusionist
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To mark the 100th episode of the Allusionist, here’s a celebratory parade of language-related facts.

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In episodes Tags listener contributions, words, language, linguistics, education, comedy, entertainment, society & culture, arts, literature, Helen Zaltzman, etymology, lexicon, bees, gender, sexism, Aristotle, girl, foot, lady, lord, bread, Charles Butler, beekeeping, queen bees, king bees, Old English, Latin, Old Norse, vocables, Toki Pona, invented languages, constructed languages, Lauren Marks, Eclipse, aphasia, dictionaries, dictionary, lexicography, lexicology, eponyms, screws, phillips head screws, cross head screws, plus screws, minus screws, patents, inventions, mountweazels, Henry F Phillips, robertson screws, frearson screws, saxophone, Adolphe Sax, names, acronyms, IUD, g-spot, inventors, sideburns, NASA, TLAs, initialisms, prescriptivism, descriptivism, Skin Project, tattoos, mince, bench, please, step, stepmother, stepchild, stepfather, stepfamily, psychology, CBT, cognitive behavioural therapy, Jane Gregory, seance, portmanteau, portmanteaus, portmanteaux, endorphin, Tanzania, electrocution, log in, velcro, zazzification, pronouns, they, pith, singular they, namaste, orange, curses, Bath, curse tablets, pelvis, c-word, c-bomb, swears, swearing, profanity, penis, vagina, deniance, denial, Oulipo, halcyon, Ancient Greek, mythology, myths, legends, Alcyone, Ceyx, birds, kingfishers, halcyon days, Polari, Barnet, vogue, French, Welsh Patagonia, Welsh, Argentina, Wales, radish, radical, poll, hair, ballot, ball, politics, voting, elections, nice, Amazon, brands, brand names, trust, emoji, Victorians, Christmas cards, Winterval, slang, arseropes, halteres, tools, Earlonne Woods, Ear Hustle, survival, hundredth

Allusionist 51: Under the Covers - part II

February 21, 2017 The Allusionist
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Does the available vocabulary for sex leave something to be desired? Namely desire? (And also the ability to use it wthout laughing/dying of embarrassment?) Aiding in the search for a better sex lexicon - sexicon - are Kaitlin Prest of fellow Radiotopia podcast The Heart, and romance novelist Mhairi McFarlane.

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In episodes Tags language, words, linguistics, vocabulary, sex, sexicon, genitalia, genitals, penis, vagina, clitoris, Latin, Greek, Ancient Greek, etymology, pelvis, Kaitlin Prest, The Heart, anatomy, bodies, body, sexual, relationships, love, emotions, feelings, failure, Mhairi McFarlane, novels, writing, Judy Blume, Ralph, masturbation, Onanism, shame, debridement, porn, body parts
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Allusionist 40: Olympics

August 5, 2016 The Allusionist

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Get set...
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It's the Etymolympics, where the gymnastics should be gymnaked and the hurdles are a bloodbath.

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In episodes Tags words, etymology, history, Olympics, Olympia, Olympian, Greece, Ancient Greek, Latin, sports, sport, athletics, athletes, Ancient Greece, steeplechase, volleyball, Old English, pentalthlon, hurdles, stadium, stadion, Heracles, Hercules, ball, volley, Herodotus, races, running, wicker, gymnastics, Matthew Crosby, Sam Pay, Christopher Taylor Timberlake, Squarespace, comity
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Allusionist 34: Continental

April 15, 2016 The Allusionist

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I'm not usually one to yearn for the past, but today, trying to find a clear definition for what a continent is, I find myself thinking, "Pangaea. One single continent. That was a simpler time."

Plus: more 'please'. Following the previous episode, listeners from several continents have contributed their local experience of 'please' usage, in what eventually will surely be considered the definitive global study of human niceties. Also, Lynne Murphy and Rachele De Felice return to explain how 'thank you' is not necessarily an expression of gratitude.  

TL;DR: trust nothing.

READING MATTER:

  • Yeah but come on, what IS a continent? Anyone?

  • How the continents - whatever the hell they are - got their names.

  • Learn about Pangaea and Panthalassa, so you’re prepared when the next supercontinent shows up.

  • How and why non-European countries can compete in the Eurovision Song Contest.

  • Cincinnati Please.

  • “This is a shocked pair of girls who have just heard the apologetic U.S. soldier say that he looked like a bum. In English slang, he said he looked like his own backside.” Thanks to listener Mike for sending me this 1942 advice for Americans visiting Britain. So many linguistic obstacles for transatlantic travel(l)ers!

  • There's a transcript of this episode at theallusionist.org/transcripts/continental.

RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY:
rowel

CREDITS:

  • Linguist and 'please' investigator Lynne Murphy's blog is separatedbyacommonlanguage.blogspot.com and she is @lynneguist on Twitter. Rachele De Felice is @racagain on Twitter.

  • This episode was produced by me, Helen Zaltzman, with music by Martin Austwick. Martin's continental drift-inspired instrument-free instrumental was the result of combining boredom, Garageband for iPad and all the homemade percussion options offered by a B&B room in Utah.

- HZ

In episodes Tags words, language, etymology, linguistics, history, Latin, Ancient Greek, Greek, Greek gods, Greek goddesses, Greek myth, mythological figures, mythology, deities, Gaia, Uranus, Oceanus, Okeanos, water, ocean, sea, Pangaea, Alfred Wegener, geology, geological, geography, geographical, geopolitics, geopolitical, Guernsey, continents, continence, continental drift, continental, continental plates, continental breakfast, Eurovision Song Contest, rowel, Earth, please, thank you, thanks, gratitude, Lynne Murphy, Rachele De Felice, politeness, manners, behaviour, behavior, contain, Amasia, Zaltzpatch, portmanteaux, Bombas, Squarespace, Urkontinent, you're welcome, Minnesota Nice, Cincinnati Please
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Allusionist 27: Bonus 2015

December 23, 2015 The Allusionist

Throughout the year, I've been stockpiling your requests for etymologies, and for the last episode of 2015, here are some answers! Ever wondered about the correct plural of 'octopus', who was the original nemesis, or whether 'picnic' is racist?

There's also a sprinkling of anecdotes there wasn't room for in the show earlier this year. Prepare for Klingon, acid trips, Cliff Richard, and Michael Palin's cock.

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In episodes Tags words, language, phrases, etymology, bullshit, history, songs, songwriting, drugs, sex, cocks, genitals, audio description, Michael Palin, Bridesmaids, Klingon, Star Trek, Elvish, Dothraki, invented languages, Nate DiMeo, The Memory Palace, racist terms, racist, marriage, portmanteaux, portmanteau terms, Ancient Greek, ancient languages, Greece, Greek gods, Greek, Latin, nemesis, nimrod, bible, Noah, Cliff Richard, Eurovision Song Contest, picnic, fired, bucolic, pith, pithy, dictionaries, Bugs Bunny, Greek goddesses, acid, illywhacker, bonus episode, bonus
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