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Allusionist 148. Bonus 2021

December 23, 2021 The Allusionist

I've been saving them up all year, and now it's time for the annual selection box of Bonus Bits! Things this year's guests said that couldn't fit into their episode, or weren't related to language, but ARE related to being a bonus bit. We've got percussive pan protests; the mating habits, and male-killing habits, of ladybirds; Icelandic aunts/uncles/cousins/wait which member of the extended family are you referring to?; Morse code machines; and a surprisingly heated topic, the semantics of salad.

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In episodes Tags bonus, bonus episode, history, Samin Nosrat, Hrishikesh Hirway, Tamsin Majerus, Þorbjörg Þorvaldsdóttir, Paul Tyreman, Madi Lang, ladybirds, ladybugs, insects, entomology, genetics, disguise, salad, food, fruit, vegetables, rhymes, poetry, Icelandic, grandparents, relations, family, aunt, uncle, cousin, code, signals, Morse code, telegraphy, communications, protest, cacerolazo, nootropic

Allusionist 99. Polari

May 11, 2019 The Allusionist
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When there were no safe spaces to be gay, Polari allowed gay men to identify and communicate with each other, and to keep things secret from outsiders.

Professor Paul Baker, author of the Polari dictionary and the upcoming book Fabulosa! The Story of Polari, Britain’s Secret Gay Language, explains how Polari emerged from criminal cant and London’s theatres and docks to be used a code language for gay men in the oppressive 1950s - and then, not long after, it entered the slang lexicons of the general public, via popular sketch comedy and the mouth of an annoyed princess.

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In episodes Tags words, language, linguistics, education, comedy, entertainment, society & culture, arts, literature, Helen Zaltzman, etymology, lexicography, Polari, slang, argot, lingua franca, secret, secrecy, code, Cant, camp, drag, criminals, decriminalisation, LGBTQ, gay cuture, homosexuality, 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, 20th century, BBC, Mary Whitehouse, Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Julian and Sandy, Kenneth Horne, Kenneth Williams, Hugh Paddick, sex, Round the Horne, innuendo, Italian, Parlyaree, London, Britain, police, gender, dating, Princess Anne, Princess Royal, royals, West End, East End, clobber, zhoozh, cline, navy, merchant navy, Americanisms, gay, history, gay culture, Pride, Gay Pride, Pride Month, scytale, queer, queer history

Allusionist 28: WLTM part I

January 27, 2016 The Allusionist

Your online dating profile is the latest spin on a 300-year-old tradition of advertising yourself in order to find a spouse, a sexual partner, or someone to take care of your pigs. Francesca Beauman, author of Shapely Ankle Preferr'd: A History of the ...

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Your online dating profile is the latest spin on a 300-year-old tradition of advertising yourself in order to find a spouse, a sexual partner, or someone to take care of your pigs.

Francesca Beauman, author of Shapely Ankle Preferr’d: A History of the Lonely Hearts Ad, digs into lonely hearts ads to see how British society and desires have evolved over the past three centuries.

WARNING: Some of the content is a little saucy, but not, like, swimming in sauce.

READING MATTER:

  • Reviews of hundreds of different dating sites? You got it.

  • I love reading the Blind Dates in the Guardian each Saturday, and The Guyliner’s dissection thereof shortly afterwards.

  • Atlas Obscura tests the Victorian seduction technique of reading aloud.

  • Not so much a lonely heart ad as a curious soul ad, but it resulted in one of the most intriguing books I’ve ever read: The Life Swap by Nancy Weber. Read about it here (NB spoilers).

  • Warlock: offensive term?

  • The transcript of this episode is at theallusionist.org/transcripts/wltm-i.

RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY:
extraposition

CREDITS:

  • Find Francesca Beauman at francescabeauman.com and buy her books, including the excellent Shapely Ankle Preferr’d, from your usual book-buying places.

  • This episode was produced by me, Helen Zaltzman.

  • Martin Austwick provided all the music.

  • Matthew Crosby provided his voice.

  • Allusionist listeners provided their dating profiles, for which I am extremely grateful.

  • WLTM you at facebook.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/allusionistshow and twitter.com/helenzaltzman.

This is a two-parter, and the second half is an absolute belter, so return next week to hear it.

- HZ

In episodes Tags words, language, history, linguistics, communication, internet, technology, online dating, dating, love, sex, marriage, romance, courtship, gender, women, men, Victorians, England, Britain, matrimony, matchmaking, gay, homosexuality, code, private lives, emotions, pigs, lonely hearts, adverts, ads, advertising, feminism, wedlock, warlock, Squarespace, Fallen London, newspapers, press, print, media, deception, fraud, scandal, liberation
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Allusionist 26: Xmas Man

December 2, 2015 The Allusionist

Historian Greg Jenner traces the origins of that mythical beardy man who turns up in December with gifts. And I ensure my permanent removal from everybody's Christmas card lists.

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In episodes Tags language, words, etymology, history, Christmas, Xmas, Greg Jenner, Oxford Games, Passion House Coffee Roasters, festive, festivities, Victorians, 19th century, children, romance, messages, code, non-verbal communication, Christmas cards, cards, post, postal reform, Roland Hill, penny post, stamps, postage, winter, St Nicholas, saints, Christianity, paganism, pagans, myth, mythological figures, Dutch, French, Pere Noel, Norse, Odin, Captain Christmas, Jesus, Christ, metaphor, clue, clew, Greek, mythology, myths, Valentine's cards, Valentine, heaven, yule, geol, morality, capitalism, tradition, Britain, England, Santa Claus, Father Christmas, flowers, floriography, Old English, soldiers, British Empire, Kris Kringle, presents, gifts, Frost King, Winter King
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