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Allusionist: Apple Fest!

October 22, 2023 The Allusionist

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All aboard, we're off to the 2023 Apple Festival at the University of British Columbia, to taste some apples and, most importantly, enjoy some apple names. And before that, we return to the classic Sporklusionist applesode to refresh our memory about how apple names are chosen - eponyms, portmanteaus, geography, or corporate R&D, just like how our ancestors named apples.

EXTRA MATERIALS:

  • If you want to go to the UBC Apple Festival next October, put a note in your calendar mid-September 2024 to buy tickets.

  • Notes on some of this year’s featured apples.

  • Find an apple festival near you.

  • Origin of the expression, “How do you like them apples?”

  • Listen to the Sporkful’s companion episode to the Applelusionist, A New Apple Is Born.

  • Our podpals at Ologies just released a Pomology episode, full of apple facts.

  • Martin mentioned Chuck Tingle, have you listened to me reading his story Monday Pounds Me In The Butt?

  • Check out the original post for the Apples episode for lots of links to apple reading matter.

  • Otherlusionists: Hannah McGregor appears in the Sentiment episode. And there are several episode about food.

  • Scroll down for photos from the apple festival.

Support the show at theallusionist.org/donate and as well as keeping this independent podcast going, you also get behind-the-scenes glimpses about every episode, fortnightly livestreams, and the delightful Allusioverse Discord community. We are currently watching the 2023 season of Great British Bake Off together.

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YOUR RANDOMLY SELECTED WORD FROM THE DICTIONARY:
kenning, noun: a compound expression in Old English and Old Norse poetry with metaphorical meaning, e.g. oar-steed = ship.
Origin 19th century: from Old Norse, from kenna 'know, perceive’; related to ‘ken’.

CREDITS:

  • Dan Pashman hosts The Sporkful podcast - head to the Sporkful podfeed or sporkful.com to listen to the companion episode where we learn about how new varietals of apples are made.

  • Kate Evans, Kathryn Grandy and Joanna Crosby explain the history of apple names and the current process for coining new ones.

  • My companions at the apple festival are Hannah McGregor of Material Girls podcast, and Martin Austwick of Song By Song and Neutrino Watch podcasts.

  • The original Allusionist music is by Martin Austwick. Download his songs at palebirdmusic.com.

  • This episode was produced by me, Helen Zaltzman, on the unceded ancestral and traditional territory of the xʷməθkʷəy̓əm (Musqueam), Sḵwx̱wú7mesh (Squamish), and səlilwətaɬ (Tsleil-Waututh) Nations.

  • Find the Allusionist at youtube.com/allusionistshow, twitter.com/allusionistshow, facebook.com/allusionistshow, @allusionistshow.bsky.social and instagram.com/allusionistshow

Back in two weeks with a new episode that’ll help if you found it difficult to tolerate the sounds of apple-eating in this one - HZ.

 Martin, Hannah and Helen mug for the camera underneath a red apple-shaped Apple Festival sign that is suspended from a tree branch. Hannah holds a long bag of popcorn

Martin, Hannah and Helen mug for the camera underneath a red apple-shaped Apple Festival sign that is suspended from a tree branch. Hannah holds a long bag of popcorn

 Lots of apples! I should bloody well hope so too

Lots of apples! I should bloody well hope so too

 the apple festival tasting tent, full of people eating small cubes of many varietals of apples

the apple festival tasting tent, full of people eating small cubes of many varietals of apples

 The Fameuse or Snow Apple, with white flesh and deep red skin. Small pieces of this apple sit on a plate next to a few whole apples and an information card about the apple

The Fameuse or Snow Apple, with white flesh and deep red skin. Small pieces of this apple sit on a plate next to a few whole apples and an information card about the apple

Applefest 2023 idared wider.jpeg
 Northern Spy in disguise

Northern Spy in disguise

Applefest 2023 apple math.jpeg
 apple shapes, there are nine

apple shapes, there are nine

 The Brown Snout apple, “Moderate vigour, upright, slow to bear, often biennial. Subject to splitting at crotches.”

The Brown Snout apple, “Moderate vigour, upright, slow to bear, often biennial. Subject to splitting at crotches.”

 A red apple-shaped sign on a fence, it says “Best Apple Display in Canada, presented by BC Fruit Testers”

A red apple-shaped sign on a fence, it says “Best Apple Display in Canada, presented by BC Fruit Testers”

 this is the aforementioned Best Apple Display in Canada, with tables holding rows of different fancy apples - look don’t touch and definitely don’t eat

this is the aforementioned Best Apple Display in Canada, with tables holding rows of different fancy apples - look don’t touch and definitely don’t eat

Applefest 2023 lady.jpeg
Applefest 2023 D'arcy spice.jpeg
Applefest 2023 summer rambo.jpeg
Applefest 2023 cameo.jpeg
Applefest 2023 cougar annie's crab.jpeg
 Granny Smith herself

Granny Smith herself

Applefest 2023 grimes golden sign.jpeg
Applefest 2023 mutsu.jpeg
Applefest 2023 prima.jpeg
Applefest 2023 summer rambo.jpeg
 spin the wheel of apple trivia

spin the wheel of apple trivia

Applefest 2023 unusual fruit.jpeg
Applefest 2023 washington strawberry.jpg
Applefest 2023 apricot.png
Applefest 2023 yellow transparent.jpeg
Applefest 2023 winter banana.jpeg
 Martin, Hannah and Helen mug for the camera underneath a red apple-shaped Apple Festival sign that is suspended from a tree branch. Hannah holds a long bag of popcorn  Lots of apples! I should bloody well hope so too  the apple festival tasting tent, full of people eating small cubes of many varietals of apples  The Fameuse or Snow Apple, with white flesh and deep red skin. Small pieces of this apple sit on a plate next to a few whole apples and an information card about the apple Applefest 2023 idared wider.jpeg  Northern Spy in disguise Applefest 2023 apple math.jpeg  apple shapes, there are nine  The Brown Snout apple, “Moderate vigour, upright, slow to bear, often biennial. Subject to splitting at crotches.”  A red apple-shaped sign on a fence, it says “Best Apple Display in Canada, presented by BC Fruit Testers”  this is the aforementioned Best Apple Display in Canada, with tables holding rows of different fancy apples - look don’t touch and definitely don’t eat Applefest 2023 lady.jpeg Applefest 2023 D'arcy spice.jpeg Applefest 2023 summer rambo.jpeg Applefest 2023 cameo.jpeg Applefest 2023 cougar annie's crab.jpeg  Granny Smith herself Applefest 2023 grimes golden sign.jpeg Applefest 2023 mutsu.jpeg Applefest 2023 prima.jpeg Applefest 2023 summer rambo.jpeg  spin the wheel of apple trivia Applefest 2023 unusual fruit.jpeg Applefest 2023 washington strawberry.jpg Applefest 2023 apricot.png Applefest 2023 yellow transparent.jpeg Applefest 2023 winter banana.jpeg
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